Feb 5, 2013 11:00pm PST
us? oh no, i... just used my geico app to get a tow truck. it's gonna be 30 minutes. oh, so that means that we won't be stuck up here, for hours, with nothing to do. oh i get it, you wanna pass the time, huh. (holds up phone) fruit ninja!!! emergency roadside assistance. just a click away with the geico mobile app. >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, bradley cooper, kate mara, and music from emeli sande with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you for coming. i appreciate that. you know, i know there are a lot of things you could be doing on a tuesday night. you could be playing laser tag, doing volunteer boring, you could be writing angry letters to strangers but i'm glad you chose to be here with me tonight. and it was a big day in baltimore today. the ravens were honored with the super bowl victory parade. hundreds of thousands of spectators lined the streets, filled the stadium. there are so many fans. look at them touching it. they shouldn't do that during flu season.
Feb 6, 2013 11:00pm PST
happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico? happier than dikembe mutumbo blocking a shot. get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ewan mcgregor. julianne hough. and music from gary clark jr. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. i have a lot to share with you tonight. first of all, some very big news. some very important news, actually. amazon.com released a list of the most romantic cities in north america and for the second year in a row, knoxville, tennessee, is number one. [ laughter ] people in knoxville bought more romance novels and adult toys per capita than any other city. which means they are either the most romantic or have the most horny